CORRECTIONS
Corrections for all of July:

Charles Sterne will mistakenly wash a new red shirt with his whites on July 11.

The man that Jeremy Neuner punches on July 22 will be erroneously named as Randall "Tex" Cobb. The correct name is Louie Anderson.

On July 7, Greg Olear will be mis-overheard as saying "This farken washing machine just took my quarters." He actually will say, "This froiking washing machine…."

Bill Sakran will order a Brooklyn Lager on July 14 but be mistakenly served a Brooklyn Pale Ale. He will make do.

It will be erroneously reported that Brady Richards will make it through July without having consumed his own weight in uncooked peas.

--compiled by LBR