Vol. 2, No. 5
050101

COMMENTARY
ET CETERA
DISPATCHES
LISTS
FEATURES
CORRECTIONS
MAILBAG
REVIEWS

NEUNER
OLEAR
RICHARDS
STERNE

MASTHEAD
CONTACT
SUBMIT
SUBSCRIBE ARCHIVES

GROUPIES, GREENIES, PB&J



In his first Rural Dispatch, born again Hawkeye Owen Robinson describes opening day in the Iowa bush leagues. That the Cubs lost is incidental.


MENTAL WARD
Charlie Ward is a backup point guard for the New York Knicks who moonlights as a theologian. Last week, his pejorative comments about Jews made headlines in papers other than the New York Post. Greg Olear posts Charlie up.


COVER LETTER
From the desk of: Brady Richards.


LISTMASTER UNIVERSITY
Charles Sterne takes you to school.



BAD HAIKU
Toxic Waste, N.J.,
Overflooded, Iowa,
Good names for bad towns.








CELEBRITY GOLF FOURSOMES


Jeremy Irons
Minnie Driver
Mr. T
Tiger Woods





QUOTE OF THE WEEK
"I was going to let Dick [Cheney] manage one of our tee-ball teams, but frankly, I don't think he has the heart."

--George W. Bush, on excluding his Vice President from the White House baseball team



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