Vol. 2, No. 8
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COMMENTARY
ET CETERA
DISPATCHES
LISTS
FEATURES
CORRECTIONS
MAILBAG
REVIEWS

NEUNER
OLEAR
RICHARDS
STERNE

MASTHEAD
CONTACT
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POMP & CIRCUMSTANCE



The keynote speaker at your college graduation: LARGEREGO's own Brady Richards.


TIP OFF
Jeremy Neuner discovers when a gratuity is gratuitous.




BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE

Last week PEOPLE magazine announced its list of the 50 most Beautiful People. Once again, Greg Olear did not make the cut.



BAD HAIKU
Allen Iverson
Is not an anagram of
Verizon. Got it?






FORD RECALLS 50,000 EXPLORERS


Metal maven Lita Ford, when asked to name every notable figure during the Age of Exploration, came up with over 50,000. Heading the list were Marco Polo, Henry Hudson, and Sir Francis Drake. Ford, a history major, went on to...



LIST OF THE WEEK
Movies, Moroccan-style


QUOTE OF THE WEEK
"Energy is very important to the country, and that's why I'm here to unveil my new energy conservation plan, which involves eating lots of carbs."

--George W. Bush, on his energy proposal



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