Top Seven Waffle House Locations
1. 150 Sandy Springs Circle, Atlanta, Georgia
In a word, lists
scene of the infamous Buffett-Allman jukebox war
2. I-75, Exit 62, Georgia
Have you ever seen a
stick his entire forearm into his mouth all the
to his elbow? I mean, have you? Well if you
drop in here during the 12-8 shift and ask for
Davis. They'll know what you mean.
3. 1250 Kolaweechee Avenue, Dothan, Alabama
hashbrowns here, made famous by legendary fry
Jasper Tatum, are about yaaay thick…Highly
unconventional…Yes, that's right, that
you don't believe me?…Wanna try a sample…C'mon,
it. It won't hurt…See, that's more like
flavor, huh?…You like the smothered and covered,
you?…What, you're feeling ill?…Don't be silly, of
course those were potatoes…Waffle House would
condone serving…[Waffle House, Inc. executive
interrupts: "Here's a riddle: Why do all Waffle
Houses have locks on their doors when everybody
that all Waffle Houses are open 24 hours a day?
free patty melt to whoever gets it right."]
4. I-81, Exit 98, Blacksburg, Virginia
fried Hokie. Beware, though, of these stoned
wily Virginia Tech students putting "Waffle
Eddie Middleton ad infinitum on the jukebox.
5. I-85, Exit 44, Garrett, South Carolina
hangdog look off your face, honey….Deb doesn't
see a frown on any of her customers, sugarpop.
help you with some coffee. Cream and sugar all
babyplum? How 'bout a peck on the cheek? Here
slide on over…Hey where you going? You forgot
briefcase." Deb goes to the window staring
out the unwashed windows, the dust on the glass
masking her tears. Deb realizes at that moment
she will never see him again. Cue "Brass in
by the Pretenders.
6. Piedmont Road and Sidney Marcus Blvd.,
Where jaded hipsters come to meet and
fake like they're writing poetry, and talk about
britpop died when Damon left Justine. "It just
been the same, man."
7. I-10, Exit 132, Templeton, Arizona
in Arizona. That's like having a croquet match
moon. It just doesn't figure.
By Charles Sterne