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President's Day Edition
Top Ten U.S. Presidents
1. William Henry Harrison2. James K. Polk
3. John Quincy Adams
4. Samuel L. Jackson
5. William Howard Taft
6. Haley Joel Osment
7. Theodore Roosevelt
8. Alan Greenspan
9. Henry Ford
10.Harvey
11.Grover Cleveland
12.Lloyd Bridges
13.Harrison Ford
14.James Buchanan
15.Charlie Sheen
16.Pedro Martinez
17.The Dude
18.the Cigar I smoked a couple of weeks ago
19.F. Scott Fitzgerald
20.Charles Foster Kane
21.Andrew Johnson
22.Andruw Jones
23.Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington
24.That guy standing at 46th and 8th who is yelling at everybody
25.George Kennedy
26.Greg Olear
27.Andrew Jackson
28.Woodrow Wilson
29.Rev. Al Green
30.Oooh...I know!!I know!! Oh, sorry, I forgot.
31.Charles Lindbergh
32.Ulysses S. Grant
33.Ulysses
34.Walt Whitman
35.Chris Stewart (who used to tell me after gym class during 7th grade: "Say I'm the president or I'll punch you in the neck." I obliged then as I do now.)
36.Thomas Jefferson
37.Grover Cleveland
38.William McKinley
39.Jennifer Love Hewitt
40.Warren Beatty
41.Stan Musial's pituitary gland
42.David Foster Wallace
43.My alterego Oliver
By Charles Sterne
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