LISTS

1. Stretching
2. Listening to your local morning zoo crew
3. Taking out the recycling
4. Attending a company “going away” party
5. Being thrown out of a company “going away” party
6. Drinking
7. Meeting with your parole officer
8. Riding the ferris wheel
9. Telling that guy over in the corner—-yeah, I mean that guy—-where he can stick it
10. Basking in the glow of all your material possessions